Tag: Monty

Monty, the Talking Dog

Monty, the Talking Dog

I have a talking dog. We didn’t know it when we got him, of course. He didn’t reveal this talent to us right away. He would vocalize occasionally in dog speak, but no one really had any idea what he was saying because he spoke in his language and we spoke in ours and there was no Rosetta Stone program…

Here's the Inspiration for the Phrase: Dirty Dog

Here's the Inspiration for the Phrase: Dirty Dog

I was having a lovely sunday, the first time in two months I’d actually stopped and relaxed. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the dog… apparently… was digging a hole… in the mud. In case you can’t tell, the white part is the dog. *       *       * LOST IN SUBURBIA BOOK…

The Dog is Out to Ruin Me

The Dog is Out to Ruin Me

If you read my post last week about my phone call with The Today Show, then you know how the dog chose that exact moment to interrupt my call and pee all over the floor. Then when I tired to clean up the mess while still on the call, I managed to throw my phone across the room and hang…