Tag: Toilet paper

Over, Under, Whatever!

Over, Under, Whatever!

Contrary to popular belief, the three words a woman likes to hear most from her husband are not, “I love you.”  They are, “You were right.” So, you can imagine my utter, sheer, uncontainable joy when I heard the news this week that there was finally proof of something I had been telling my husband for years: Toilet paper is…

My Toilet Paper Runneth Over

My Toilet Paper Runneth Over

“Hey honey, why is there a roll of toilet paper in my shoe?” asked my husband. It was a perfectly reasonable question. People don’t normally store rolls of toilet paper in their husband’s shoes. But I had a Defcon 5 toilet paper storage situation. And also, I’m not normal. The trouble started when I ordered toilet paper online. Because we…

Ladies in Waiting.. to Use the Bathroom

Ladies in Waiting.. to Use the Bathroom

OK.. I admit it, I have bathroom issues. I used to think it was just about certain family members who don’t change the empty toilet paper roll. But after going out to dinner and to the movies this weekend, I realized my bathroom issues are far more complicated and might possibly warrant a Toilet Intervention. In my defense, who among…

I am the Very Model of a Toilet Paper General

I am the Very Model of a Toilet Paper General

(Sung to the tune of I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General from The Pirates of Penzance) I am the very model of a Toilet Paper General I make sure all our bathrooms are equipped with the essent-i-als One-pliable or two-able; it’s all so very doable So how come no one’s figured out how to replace a tube-able?…