As we worked our way through the holiday season, I was prepared for the onslaught of Christmas music, Christmas decorations, and Christmas sales. What I was not prepared for, was the Christmas sweaters… On dogs. “Excuse me,” I said to the lady with a unhappy looking pug wearing a Christmas romper with writing on it. “What does it say on your…
’Twas a week before Christmas and our wallets were bare… There wasn’t so much as a dollar in there The gift cards were purchased, the stockings were stuffed Even the eggnog tureen had been buffed. The bonus was gone, the tips had been tipped The gift to Aunt Martha had finally been shipped. The lines at the mall were…
’Twas a week before Christmas and our wallets were bare There wasn’t so much as a dollar in there. The gift cards were purchased, the stockings were stuffed Even the eggnog tureen had been buffed. The bonus was gone, the tips had been tipped The gift to Aunt Martha had finally been shipped. The lines at the mall were…
Now that Thanksgivukkah is behind us, it’s time to focus on ChristmaKwanzaToysRusaka. What does that mean? Heck do I know. I just like making stuff up. But it is definitely the time of year to be nice and give people things. I gave lots of people things this week. I gave the dentist part of my tooth. I gave American…
Dear Friends and Family, Yes, it is that time of year again. I’m so happy to send you our annual holiday newsletter and tell you about all the great things our family has done the past twelve months!! I’m sure your family has done great things, too, but since they are probably not as great as ours, feel free to…